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by creimer
The Rebel Alliance steals the plans to the Death Star. Darth Vader blows up a planet. People get scared that their planet is next. You don’t need to be a Jedi to figure that one out.
by Abreu
To be completely fair, Vader did not blow up Alderaan, Tarkin was responsible for that little [...]

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by bitt3n
If you’ve got even an ounce of willpower, you can quit too.
I was once addicted to willpower. Then I went cold turkey and caved in to every craving, and now I feel much better.

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by ControversialMatt
What the heck is a Jackalope?
by Spazztastic
A mix between a Jackolantern and an Antelope.
by mrdoogee
Wrong! It’s a mix between Hugh Jackman and a Cantaloupe.
by Em Emalb
Wrong again!
Its a mix between Jack Nicholson and….your mom.

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by fictionpuss

Ah, but what level of skepticism is healthy? Too little and you get the titanic, too much and you never reach the moon.

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by MrNougat

“LOL” is a written – not spoken – word. Attempting to speak it is as ridiculous as trying to spell a specific fart.
With that, let the fart-spelling commence.

by Crizp

pt… frh… ptfBRAAAAAAaaahfffft!

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by Guppy

Don’t say “you’re as dense as a Pomeranian” when “as a dog” will do.

In all fairness, I’d like to point out the overall density of Pomeranians is pretty low, as they are mostly comprised of Foof, with only a small core of actual Dog.

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by mcmonkey

Throw a bash prompt in front of an MCSE and watch them look at you like your dog does when you tell him a joke.

Maybe your jokes just aren’t that funny.

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by mathimus1863

I love how I have to read other country’s news reports to find out what’s going on in my own country…